Category Archives: Sailing Stories

South cones in Sotogrande

Sotogrande by the Spinnaker bar

Unexpectedly weatherbound and unexpectedly without a towel; an unexpected chance to see two sides of the Costa del Sol Continue reading

Wanna see M’diq?

Marina Smir (from Google maps)

A town to launch a thousand knob-gags, and this schoolboy finds he doesn’t have a playmate.
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Faro’s floating fuzz

Rozzers in a RIB

Two rozzers in a RIB provide my second experience of being boarded at sea by the maritime police. It did nothing to cure my cynicism. Nor my paranoia. Continue reading

Hotel Portimão

View of Portimao marina

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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No hay fuego en Cienfuegos

Fuego in Cienfuegos

A town named for a hundred fires, yet not a match nor a lighter to be found.
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Confessions of a midnight mariner 1 – I drove all night

A boat in Hong Kong harbour

Inexperience can quickly turn a bad situation an awful lot worse. The story of my first night sail is, therefore, also the story of my worst night sail.
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Splitting for a week

Split Harbour

Only twice have I skipped a day’s sailing on a charter holiday, Croatia’s Dalmatian coast shares that prize.
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Smarter than a mackerel…

Mackerel vs. Cod

Smarter than a mackerel but dumber than a cod.
Probably for the best though as I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one.
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A most obliging menace

Sailing in Biscay

Keeping the hell out of the way of big ships is a good idea. It’s tricky though when they’re actually aiming for you Continue reading

There’s quite a bit of water down here

Boat going down...

Three hours astern, fifteen hours ahead, a few minutes straight down. Landfall is always closer than you think. Continue reading